I do now, for the first time in public, intend to reveal a new invention that I have shamelessly appropriated from Eplaya's own Captain GodDammit (and do now hereby declare myself to be the originator and inventor of, regardless of the plain facts to the contrary.
Behold a new device called the "FuckItBucket"!
Fellow Burners, gather around! You know all those things you had half-finished and are now stressing-out on because the clock is ticking and you just dont know how its all going to get done before the Gate olens? I feel your pain. Now, thanks to a new technology called "denial", you too can have your cake and eat it too! No more stressing! No more midnight panic attacks! Never again will you be worried you wont have time. You just toss thise projects right into the FuckItBucket for safekeeping! Done! No more stress! You can tell yourself its all done, its tested and packed, and its completely ready to go thanks to the magic of the FuckItBucket!
And here is the BEST part! When you get on the playa, and someone says "hey! Can I see your really awesome (insert name of gadget here)?", you can fake this really amazing look of pain, shock and horror as you realize you left it at home, sitting in the garage, in the FuckItBucket!
I'm off to gather a few things I need to "pack" in my FuckItBucket now.
Pricing starts at $6.99 for a Basic FuckItBucket (Lowes), with GreyCoyote Signature Editions available to well-qualified buyers starting in the $40 range.
Hit me up on the playa for a demonstration of this amazing device!!!